Quote from Paul in Crash of the Titans
Paul: Another beer, Sam. Uh, put it on my tab. Sam: Actually, Paul, we don't run tabs here. Paul: What do you mean you don't run tabs here? Norm Peterson has a tab the size of his pants. Sam: Well, that's, that's Norm. Paul: Well, this is Paul. Sam: Come on, Norm doesn't have much in life, except Cheers. Paul: What about me? I'm unemployed. I don't like my wife. Sam: You're putting me in a tough spot here. Paul: I'm sorry, Sam, I really want a tab.