Quote from Sam in The Days of Wine and Neuroses
Sam: Honey, I think this is great. There's something you ought to know before you get married. Rebecca: What is that? Sam: I have this strict policy about going to bed with married women. So this weekend is your absolute last chance to have me again. Rebecca: I don't think so, Sam. Sam: All right. All right. Stupid policy. Uh, how about the weekend after that?