Quote from Sam in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Sam: I can't give you back the card, Frasier. I've got to cut it up and send the pieces back to the company. Frasier: [scoffs] You do not have to do that. Sam: Yes, I do! They spent a half an hour on just that fact at the seminar at the Sheraton. Frasier: Sam, I am telling you, you do not have to do that! Sam: You weren't at the seminar. If I don't do this, they're gonna take my little card thingy away.