Quote from Woody in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Woody: Look what I just got on the shopping channel. Now, there's only about 2,000 of these little babies left, so a word to the wise. Well? Rebecca: Well, that's, uh... It's beautiful, Woody. It's a beautiful cow. Woody: I'll say, and that's not the best part of it. It's also a great clock. Male Voice: It's [imitates cow bellow] noon. Sam: What, um... What happens if it's 7:00 o'clock? Woody: Well, a cow's power of speech are kind of limited, you know. Everything kind of sounds like [imitates cow bellow] noon. Sam: How do you ever know what time it is? Woody: Well, it helps if you wear a watch.