Quote from Sam in Bad Neighbor Sam
John: Sam, I'm sensing hostility here, and, frankly, it hurts me. I mean, especially since I came down to do you a favor. Sam: Oh. Uh, well, I'm sorry. Uh, what's that? John: I wanted to give you the number of the impound lot where your automobile has been towed. Sam: What? John: Well, you parked in my space again, and I had to have it taken away. Sam: You towed my Vette?! Frasier: Sam. Sam. Sam: He towed my Vette. Well, all right. I'm just I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you and your customers to no longer use my stairs. John: Don't you think that's a little drastic? Sam: No, I don't. I think it's quite fair. I mean, it's not like I'm scratching their chrome with a giant metal hook!