Quote from Esther Clavin in Ma Always Liked You Best
Esther Clavin: Now, boys, I've got plenty of love for both, and Lord knows I've got plenty of shelf paper. I'll tell you what, let's get cracking. We can do both of your apartments before dark. Cliff: Got to do mine first. Woody: Not if I get to the car first. Cliff: Yeah, well, you're not going to do that until you beat me. Woody: I can. Cliff: No, you can't! Esther Clavin: Boys, watch out for the hole! [Woody and Cliff yelling] [loud crash] Yes, they are my children all right. Both dumb as dishwater.