Sam: What I can't figure out is why, why I don't want to tell any of my friends. No, that's not true. I- I do want to, but I can't. Why? That's- That's- You know, maybe it was such a letdown that I didn't feel like bragging about it. Or maybe it was not a letdown and I was just ticked that she dumped me as soon as her boyfriend walked in. Or maybe she's right and I'm just trying to get her in the sack again. I don't know. God! I- I just l- l'm just a simple guy trying to deal with this complex problem. Or maybe maybe I'm a complex guy trying to deal with a simple problem, I don't know. What do you think, Father?
Father Barry: Am I to understand that you had relations with a woman who is not your wife?
Sam: Yes. That's, uh... That's correct, Father. Uh, what do I need to do?
Father Barry: Say three Hail Marys, four Our Fathers, and nine rosaries.
Sam: Thank you, Father. Nine rosaries? That's a lot.
Father Barry: We're cracking down!