Rebecca: Sam, did you see Jean Marie last night? What was she like?
Sam: [chuckles] Oh, Rebecca... Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Rebecca: Quit thanking me and just give me details.
Sam: Uh, there are no details. Well, she did kind of detail me, I guess. [guys cheer]
Rebecca: What? You slept with her?
Sam: Oh, get real. Who could sleep with all that sex going on?
Rebecca: You pig! How was she? Was she good or was she bad? Please tell me she was bad.
Sam: Well, let me put it to you this way. Imagine all the nuclear warheads in the world going off all at the same time, exactly when the sun explodes.
Norm: Yeah?
Sam: Big deal.