Quote from Woody in Woody or Won't He
Roxanne: Well, Woody, we'd all like you to be there. In fact, you're invited to the rehearsal dinner, as well. Saturday night, 7:00, Kelly's father's house. You've met Mr. Gaines, haven't you? Woody: Met him? Heck, I almost broke his big toe. Lilith: Woody, you didn't know Daddy was standing behind us when you pulled the van out. Woody: Well, yeah, I did. I just thought he took a smaller shoe.