Sam: Uh-oh. Blonde at 2:00, blonde at 4:00, blonde at 6:00.
Woody: What are you talking about, Sam? She hasn't even moved.
Sam: I know. I'm just trying to fit her into my schedule. Here. Hold that, will you? [on the phone] Hello. Michele?
Hi. It's Sam Malone. Here. Listen, sweetheart, I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight. Aw, I'm sorry. But, hey, sweetheart, you'll have another birthday next year. [to the woman] Hi there. Can I take your order?
Laura: I'll have a glass of Chablis.
Sam: Terrific. What can I get you for dinner?
Laura: You serve food here?
Sam: No.
Laura: [laughs] Oh, Lord. I'm really not interested.
Sam: Can I ask why?
Laura: You really want to know?
Sam: One Chablis coming up.
Woody: I already dialed, Sam.
Sam: Thank you, Woody. Hey, Michele, good news.