Woody: Oh, boy. Hey, everybody, guess what. I was reading "The Farmer's Almanac." Guess what. This is an historical day. This is the second coldest day in the history of Boston.
Norm: Yeah.
Woody: And don't you want to know when the coldest day in the history of Boston...
Norm: Uh, Woods, things are pretty boring around here, but I don't think we've quite sunk that low yet, OK?
Rebecca: Guess what, you guys. Robin Colcord bought me a new desk.
Norm: So when was the coldest day in the history of Boston, Wood?
Woody: Interestingly enough, the coldest day in Boston's history did not start out that way. Yeah, it started out relatively warm, but then, by noon, the temperature began to drop.
Norm: So, you got a new desk, huh?
Cliff: [enters] Hey, Normie, you want to see where the Flannigans' dog almost bit me?
Norm: Well, congratulations, Cliff. You have just won the Boston Bore-Athon.