Norm: [on the phone] Hey, Rudy, Rudy. Just relax, OK? I'll tell you what. Go ahead. Take a 5-minute break for lunch. For God's sake, you're hungry. We all have to eat. We're only human. [chuckles] OK? I'll tell you what, if Kreitzer asks, I did not say anything. [hangs up] I must say, this Kreitzer stuff is going very, very well. I told the guys they got to work extra nights next week. They didn't even say boo. I love being Kreitzer. I don't have to paint anymore, right? Business is booming. I've hired a secretary. I've rented us offices.
Frasier: Now, when you say us, who do you mean?
Norm: Me and Kreitzer.
Frasier: When you say Kreitzer, who do you mean?
Norm: Me.
Frasier: When you say me...
Norm: [chuckles] Frasier, don't worry about it. I'm not going crazy. It's just a front. You see, my office door actually leads into an office. But Kreitzer's door opens onto the back alley where they keep the garbage. Well, both offices are furnished about the same.