Sam: [on the phone] Hello? This is Anton Kreitzer! I'm calling about the corvette you bought from a Mr. Sam Malone! Yeah, well, give it back right now! [normal voice] No, no, don't hang up. Don't hang up, please. It's not Kreitzer, it's Sam. I want my car back. Please? I'm having seller's remorse. All right, listen, I'll tell you what. I'll pay you 500 more than you bought it for. All right, wait, wait, wait. I'll pay you 1,000 more than you bought it for.
Frasier: Excuse me, Sam.
Sam: Can you hold on just a second, please?
Frasier: As a trained psychiatrist, I'm well-versed in the art of human persuasion. I think I can handle this for you. [on the phone] Lilith, damn it, give Sam his car back immediately! [hangs up] There. Probably getting tired of those speeding tickets, anyway.