Lilith: Frasier, don't use your gold card. I exceeded the limit this morning buying biodegradable diapers. They're not cheap, they're not pretty, but they'll disintegrate within 50 years.
Frasier: She loves her earth.
Lilith: And look at these marvelous toys I bought today.
Frasier: Oh, our child will love these. I'm sure he can't wait to be born. Monochromatic, high contrast...
Woody: What, did they run out of colors?
Frasier: Oh, no, Woody. You see, tests have proven that simple black and white geometric designs stimulate the young infant's mind to a remarkable degree.
Woody: Oh, I don't know. I was raised on pink and blue, and look how I turned out.
Cliff: In your face, doc.
Lilith: The evidence at hand notwithstanding, current child development experts agree that infants respond with great excitement to toys like these.
Norm: Whoo. Yeah. They say "this stuff cost a fortune. My parents must be rich."