Carla: The women in my family, for generations, have had absolutely no talents or gifts but one. We can make up any curse and make it stick, okay? Now, tell me the truth, or my curse on you is gonna be... Let me think of a good one here.
Sam: No, not the hair; anything but the hair.
Carla: Okay, okay. Your eyes... Oh, no, wait a minute. I got it. Your tongue is gonna swell up so big, you're going to have to buy a seat on the plane for it.
Sam: Carla, this is ridiculous.
Carla: Sammy, you know I can do it. Now, look into my eyes and tell me the truth. Did you call Eddie and remind him about our anniversary?
Sam: No, Carla, I didn't.
Carla: Okay. But you and your tongue better be telling the truth. [exits]
Sam: Family curse. [slurring] How gullible does thee think I am? Oh, no. No, oh Carla! Carla!
Carla: [o.s.] What?
Sam: Nothing.