Sam: Hey, everybody. Guess who I brought back with me?
Woody: Sam, how'd you do it? The doorman at the Ritz Carlton.
Cliff: Good Lord, that's Admiral William J. Crowe, Jr. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, himself.
Woody: Now wait a minute. The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is a doorman at the Ritz Carlton? No wonder they charge you so much over there.
Sam: Woody, this really is the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He was at the same dinner I was.
Admiral William J. Crowe Jr.: The Navy can't afford to pay the salary of a doorman, Woody. You know that.