Cliff: Wait, wait, Woody. You're going out with the boss's daughter and you're riding around on a bus?
Woody: Yeah, it's getting to be a real drag, too. Especially when you can't sit together. Maybe I can borrow Sam's car.
Cliff: Whoa, whoa, hey. Hold up there, Woodster. Lest you forget the Ten Commandments of Sam Malone. Hence, commandment number three: "Thou shall not loan thy car."
Norm: I thought that was commandment number four.
Cliff: That's "Honor thy hair."
Woody: I think Sam might make an exception in my case. Hey, Sam? Sam? Can I borrow your car?
Sam: My car? [laughs]
Woody: Yeah, I'll be real careful with it. [Sam laughs] No, I'll bring it home early and I'll wash it the next day. [Sam cackles] Well, food for thought.
Norm: So, Wood, is he gonna loan you the car?
Woody: He didn't come right out and say it, but I like my chances. He's in a great mood today. [Sam laughs hysterically]