Woody: Now, how could I get that Nash guy?
Sam: Woody? Woody, I think it's kind of obvious, if you know what I mean.
Woody: Beat up his girlfriend?
Carla: I don't think you could.
Sam: Whoa. Come on. Now think with me here. Think. Now, have you met anybody recently, kind of cute, you know? Somebody who smells good and has hair down to here?
Woody: I'm interested in what you're saying, Sam, but I just had a thought. If I went out with that girl, I could make Nash real jealous.
All: [chant] Woody! Woody! Woody!
Woody: I'm back!