Quote from Cliff in Please Mr. Postman
Cliff: Hi, Margaret. Come on in. l, uh, hope you like the room. It's- It's got a view. Margaret: Oh, the ice machine. It's just like you to think of everything. Cliff: So... Margaret: So. Cliff: So, uh, let me grab your jacket there. Margaret: [chuckles] Cliff, I know this is an awkward moment. Couldn't we just somehow get past it? Cliff: I'm for that. [Margaret shrieks as Cliff flips her over onto the bed] Cliff: Oh, Maggie! Maggie! Maggie! Margaret: Oh, Cliff! Cliff: Oh, Maggie! [knocking on door] Yes? Policeman: [o.s.] It's the police! Cliff: My first time and I get arrested. Margaret: We aren't doing anything illegal. Answer the door.