Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Sam: Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. Would you guys stop horsing around here? I'm serious. I want this guy Gary, and I want him bad. I am tired of having him do everything better than we do. He's got a better softball team, a better tag football team. Cliff: Better T-shirts. Sam: They have T-shirts? Cliff: Here. I'll show you. [unbuttons his shirt] Norm: Oh, yeah. I've got that one in red. Alan: Ooh! They have them in red now? Cliff: But you got to preorder. They're 100% cotton. All the sizes are very true. Alan: I'll order one this afternoon. Sam: Listen, you guys are not taking me seriously. I mean it. I want to hurt this guy where he lives. Cliff: Speaking of that, have you seen his house? He's renovating this beautiful old Victorian. It's on the cover of Boston magazine. Alan: I saw that. Norm: I hear he's coming out with a new T-shirt of it, too.