Frasier: Sam? You're trying to date your girlfriend's daughter. Now, isn't there a little voice in the back of your mind trying to tell you something?
Sam: Little voice?
Frasier: Your conscience?
Sam: My conscience? You mean like Jiminy Cricket?
Frasier: Well, okay.
Sam: Well, yeah, as a matter of fact, I do hear this little voice. But it's not coming from the direction of my brain.