Quote from Carla in How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
Rebecca: Let me see these. Oh, they're from corporate headquarters. Did we do well last month? "Dear friends at Cheers, we mourn the loss of Rebecca Howe. At last her pain is over." I'm going to call them up, straighten this out before they start making funeral arrangements. Carla: If I were you, I'd have a closed casket.