Carla: [answers phone] Cheers. Sam, Martin Teal for you.
Sam: Oh. [takes the phone] Uh, hello, Mr. Teal. Oh, no, no. No, there's no need to apologize. As a matter of fact, I think, uh, my new position's gonna get me into all sorts of new positions. Well, yea-- yes. Um, as a matter of fact, we are going out tonight. Boy, news travels fast. Um... yes. Yes, she is beautiful. I- I will, I will take good care of her, sir. Could you... Could you hold on for a second here? I think l, uh... There's a fire somewhere here. [to Rebecca] You're only going out with me 'cause you want to avoid this guy, am I right?
Rebecca: Don't be silly, Sam. You're my guy.
Sam: [on the phone] Could you hold for a second? [to Rebecca] Now, you told me you wanted to go out with somebody who was rich and powerful. This guy is rich and powerful, and yet you still want to date me? I mean, come on. What's wrong with this picture? Oh. What's wrong with his picture? I got to see this turnip. [on the phone] Yes, sir, l, uh, I found out what was on fire there, uh... Well, Rebecca.. Rebecca's burning my love letters. She says we're all through. Yeah. What's that, Rebecca? Oh, she wants to talk to you, sir.
Rebecca: No. [Sam drops the phone] Hello, sir. Yes, it is very sudden. Oh, no, it's gonna take me a long, long time to get over this. 8:00 tonight would be fine. I'll see you then, sir.
Sam: [takes the phone] Uh, sir, sir, are you there? Yeah, listen, I hope you do us the honor of coming down to our establishment for a drink 'cause we well, we sure would love to welcome you aboard. Okay, thank you. [hangs up and laughs]