Sam: Hey, you know, I'll tell you something, lady. You- You know, you go ahead and have a career of sucking up to people that will get you ahead. You know, I wouldn't date you now if- If you got down on your hands and knees and begged me to go out with you. You- You want proof? Go ahead. Come on. Ask me out on a date.
Rebecca: Sam, you have tried this ploy before.
Sam: No, I'm serious. Ask me.
Rebecca: Will you go out with me?
Sam: No, not in a million years. Not if you were the last woman on earth. [leaves and returns] Okay. Now we know I can do it. Let's celebrate.