Cliff: It's, uh... I met this girl.
Rebecca: And?
Cliff: Oh. People usually stop me at that point. Anyway, uh night after night I keep begging her to come down to the bar and meet the guys, but she just won't come. Just wants to stay at home and watch Jeopardy. Uh, I think that maybe she's a little-little bit ashamed about the way she looks, and she's afraid she might embarrass me. So, uh, you got any suggestions, or what can I do?
Rebecca: Let me see here. Um... Oh. Have you ever seen those beauty magazine makeovers?
Cliff: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
Rebecca: Well, then what are you bugging me for? Oh, wait a minute. If you ever see me with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, would you do me a favor?
Cliff: What's that?
Rebecca: Kill Sam.