Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Sam: Listen, you got to end this. Right now, go on. Woody: I don't know how. You know, I- I can't stand the thought of hurting somebody's feelings. Sam: I know. Woody: Carla, you've been dumped a million times. What's the best way to do it? Carla: You know, the only reason I'm not cleaning your clock is because you remind me of Jed Clampett.