Rebecca: Woody, would you run upstairs and get some change? Ones and fives. New bills if they've got them.
Woody: [as Twain] "Uh, let us not be too particular. It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all."
Rebecca: Do you think you could manage it without any quotes?
Woody: "l could do it as easy as falling off a log."
Rebecca: Woody, just do it!
Woody: "When angry, count four. When very angry, swear."
Rebecca: Damn it!
Woody: There you go.