Emcee: And now, our grand finale. Former Red Sox great Sam Malone! Come on up here, Sam. The big gun! [whooping and cheering]
Sam: Thank you, thank you. Ladies, let's see. [clearing throat] Your enchanted evening with me will begin with a leisurely sunset drive up to a small, secluded oceanside inn, where we will enjoy a candlelit, romantic dinner for two. [oohing and aahing] Yes, yes. And then this being the beginning of the weekend, who knows where dinner will lead? [squealing and whooping]