Sam: What are you looking at, pretty lady?
Rebecca: I'm looking at you.
Sam: Well, I'm looking back at you.
Rebecca: I think I'm beginning to see you in a whole new light.
Sam: Why don't you tell me what you see?
Rebecca: You have a really weird face. Your eyebrows are growing together like a big old ugly caterpillar. Oh, look, they're cutting the cake.