Carla: Sammy, got three questions. One, who's going to fix the ball return on the pool table?
Sam: Okay, I'll check that today.
Carla: Check. Two, how much vermouth do you want next month?
Sam: Uh, an extra case.
Carla: Check. Three, why, why, why?!
Sam: Oh, come on, don't start with me about the wedding, will you?
Carla: Oh, Sammy. Sam, it actually looks like you're going to go through with this horrible thing. Why do you want to marry this woman?