Quote from Diane in A House Is Not a Home
Sam: You bought a house without asking me? Diane: Well, I- I didn't exactly buy it. Sam: Uh-huh. Diane: I put down the teeniest of refundable deposits. Sam: You know, I don't believe this. Diane: Oh, now, Sam, there was another couple there, and they were all ready to make a bid on it. I had to move quickly. Sam: Yeah, talking about moving quickly, you get into my office right now and you call them tell them that I want my deposit back. Diane: Okay, Sam, whatever you say. But first I want to call the decorator about ordering drapes. Sam: Yeah, well, make it quick.