Sam: Come on, come on, we love this house. Now, I know how you feel right now, but but wait till we make some changes here. Look, we can we can we can knock out this wall right here and make the whole room different. I mean, yeah, what the hell? Look at that. They got writing all over this wall.
Diane: Oh, look. "Mikey at one year, 30 inches. Bert Jr. at two years, 36 inches." How can you possibly think of tearing this down? Can't you see this is a record of their lives?
Sam: Well, all I can see is that little Janey here was a moose. How'd you like to have that coming at you in a tutu, huh?
Diane: You have the sensitivity of a dung beetle.