[on film:]
Woody: Hi, Mom! Dad! What a surprise! I was hoping you'd get to see where I worked. Welcome to the best bar in Boston. Pretty wholesome and unseedy looking, huh? And here are the best and most uncorrupting friends a guy could hope to have.
All: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Boyd!
Woody: First, I'd like ya to meet my boss and good friend, Sam Malone. Sam used to be a relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. Now he owns Cheers. Hi! This is Sam's office. And over there, that's Sam. He's more than just a boss to me. He's like the big brother I never had. Well, except for Tom.
Sam: Hi, Woody. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Boyd.
Woody: Another good friend, Mr. Norm Peterson, has been kind enough to run the camera for us today. So, uh, Sam, you're, you're reading the Bible again huh?
Sam: Well, yeah, I didn't think I was gonna get caught. Yes, I was just, uh, enjoying St. Paul's, uh, Epistle to the Galatians. Boy, those Galatians. When will they listen, huh?