Quote from Carla in Norm's First Hurrah
Carla: So if you're lookin' for a secretary, I'm available. But I want you to know I do not take shorthand, I don't type and I don't make coffee. Thompkins: Well, what do you do? Carla: Hire me and find out. Diane: Carla, I don't think he caught that. Next time try to be more obvious.