Quote from Cliff in Dog Bites Cliff
Steve: Hey, Cliff? Have you ever thought that you might be suing some poor, sweet, little old lady? Cliff: Hey, listen, uh, sharpie, who she is is irrelevant. It's the letter of the law that's been violated here, and I just can't wait to get her into court and tear her to pieces with my verbal gymnastics. [chuckles] Madeline Keith: [enters] Um, I'm looking for a Mr. Cliff Clavin. Cliff: Yep. Madeline Keith: You left this note in my mailbox. I'm afraid it was my dog that bit you. Cliff: Uh... Uh... Sam: Excuse me. Cliffie, wh- What are you trying to say? Cliff: [speaking gibberish] Sam: Yes, sh- She is very attractive. Madeline Keith: Mr. Clavin, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. Uh, how is your leg? Cliff: [speaking gibberish] Norm: Cliffie, we're in luck. The special is filet of... [sees Madeline] filet... filet... filet... Carla: Great. Stereo.