Woody: Boy, Beth writes the greatest letters in the world. I can't wait for you guys to hear this. "Dear Woody, this is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. What I have to say is that I care about you very much, but I'm afraid we can't stay together anymore. You see, I've fallen in love with Leonard Twilley and we're flying up to Niagara Falls on the 20th to be married. We're gonna drop by and see you on our way. l feel I have to explain in person. l hope you understand and find it in your heart to forgive me. See you Saturday. Love, Beth." Well, this isn't quite as good as her usual letters.
Diane: I'm so sorry, Woody.
Woody: I can't believe it. Beth and Leonard Twilley.
Cliff: Woody, today's Saturday, you know. Uh, she could be here any minute.
Woody: Gosh, I'm feeling kind of bad. Listen, if you'll excuse me, I think I'd like to be alone now. [doesn't move] Oh, I guess it'd be easier if I left.