Quote from Cliff in Knights of the Scimitar
Cliff: If it isn't Walter Q. Twitchell, the man who put the "nie" in weenie. Walt Twitchell: You South Central Branch types are all alike: wisenheimers. Good Lord, Miss Agnes! You're wearing your postal keychain and you're not on active duty? Cliff: Well... Walt Twitchell: That's a direct violation of postal regulations. I'm filing a report on you. Cliff: Oh, yeah? Walt Twitchell: Yeah. Cliff: I'd love to see the supervisor's face when he calls me out on the mat and I whip out this little baby. Heh? Care to take a peep at the old French peeper here, Twitch? I warn ya, it's, uh, pretty hot stuff. Walt Twitchell: [holds it up to his eye] You're a sick man, Clavin. [all laughing] What are you? Cliff: Oh, nice shiner there, Twitch. Yeah, they could never pass up a chance to sneak a peek at Natalie in her nightie. Walt Twitchell: Nightie?! Wasn't wearing anything I could see. Cliff: Huh? [holds it up to his eye] Walt Twitchell: Revenge is sweet. Here's your mail.