Cliff: Hey, Sammy! Have you heard the latest in the, uh, Ma-Fitz romance?
Sam: No, no. What's goin' on?
Cliff: Yeah, they're celebratin' their first week together with a picnic on the Charles.
Sam: Whoa, the Charles! Boy, that's the make-out capital of the world. And if he does as well as I do, there's gonna be a lotta panting and rolling around... [off Cliff's look] And shopping. There's a mall right next to the Charles.