Janet Eldridge: Sam, this is serious.
Sam: So is this.
Janet Eldridge: We have this press conference today, and I just want you to know that it's becoming increasingly difficult for me to answer questions about what our future plans are.
Sam: Why?
Janet Eldridge: Because I don't know what our future plans are.
Sam: Wait, wait, what are you saying?
Janet Eldridge: Well, this may sound a little old-fashioned, but I guess I'm asking what your intentions are toward me.
Sam: Intentions?
Janet Eldridge: Well, I mean, haven't you ever thought about you and me tying the knot?
Sam: Oh, now, you told me you didn't go in for that kinky stuff.