Cliff: Uh, Clifford C. Clavin, U.S. Postal Service, South Central Branch. In view of the carnage taking place in our postal routes, are you in favor of beefing up our leash laws to include life imprisonment for the canine offenders?
Janet Eldridge: I think that's a bit drastic, but I am in favor of doing all we can to support our overworked and underpaid postal carriers. You do a wonderful job.
Cliff: That woman has got my support, and I will deliver you the postal vote.
Carla: Too bad it'll be to the wrong address.