Diane: Dr Greenspon, what on earth are you doing here?
Dr. Greenspon: I just wanted to come by and tell you in person, I've read your paper, and I think it is absolutely extraordinary. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if The New England Journal of Psychology wanted to publish it.
Diane: Forgive me for losing my academic demeanor for a few moments. Oh, yippee! Oh! I'm sorry. Sorry.
Dr. Greenspon: That's quite all right.
Diane: Would you like a drink?
Dr. Greenspon: I'd love a beer, please.
Diane: Wonderful. Coming right up.
Dr. Greenspon: Of course I do have a couple of reservations.
Diane: Oh?
Dr. Greenspon: Well, the most significant concerns your psychological subject, Trevor. Since you seem to have found such a near perfect example of Don Juanism, there are bound to be those who are going to doubt this paper's authenticity.
Diane: Doctor, I assure you, every word is true, although I understand your doubt. It is hard to believe that such a man exists.