Sam: Hey there. I hear you're writing a paper on sex. Is there any way I can help out?
Diane: Thank you, Sam. This paper is on human sexuality.
Sam: No, come on, I'm serious. I want to help.
Diane: Well, it had occurred to me to use you as a case study, but I lack the proper clinical distance, so that's out of the question.
Sam: What are you talking about? You got an A plus staring you in the face, here. Come on, we're pals, aren't we? Come on, let me feel useful.
Diane: Well, you would be an interesting study.
Sam: Great. Kind of slow in here, why don't you step into my laboratory.
Diane: Well, all right. I am desperate. Sam, this has to be done in a professional manner. I hope you'll take this seriously. I'm only this far away from a master's degree in... Well, 37 different subjects. But if I do well in this class, psychology could well become my major major.
Norm: Wow, and we were here, huh, Cliff?
Cliff: We're always here.