Quote from Sam in Don Juan Is Hell
Diane: Would you mind if I revealed your identity to my psychology professor, Dr. Greenspon? Sam: Mind? Yo, doc, Trevor here. Alias: Sam Malone. Dr. Greenspon: Lowell Greenspon. That's an amazing case history you have. Sam: Yeah, isn't it? Knock on wood. Dr. Greenspon: So you'd say that the paper is accurate? Sam: Well, now, we had to change a few of the names to protect the satisfied.