Quote from Sam in The Barstoolie
Carla: Sam, you're out of your mind. Sam: Hey, please. I may look stupid, but I'm way ahead of her. Give me some credit for having brains, will you? [talks into the wrong end of the phone receiver] Hello. [on the phone] Hello. Yeah, this is Sam Malone. I made a reservation for two at 7:00. I wanna make sure it's an intimate table that seats only two. Yeah, and there'll be a third person coming along, but I wanna make sure that she's seated far away. Yeah, no, no. The farther the better. In fact, do you have something in Bombay? Goodbye. [hangs up] Carla: You're a genius.