Cliff: Buckle your seatbelts and get ready for a blast into the unknown. I've got a phenomenon here which, well, I'm sure will inspire the legendary Jack Palance to utter the infamous words, "Believe it or not." Get a load of this.
Sam: What's that?
Norm: Potato, right?
Cliff: Well, it's no ordinary, common, garden-variety russet, Norm. Though, I'm proud to say, I did grow it myself. It's the spitting image of Richard Milhous Nixon. Look. [Norm laughs] What, you find this amusing?
Norm: No. No, I find it historically significant, Cliff.
Cliff: Look, look at the eye. Well, all right, forget about the third one there, but look at those eyes. The ski-jump nose, the jowls, huh? He's even got a little bit of sweat there on the upper lip.
Sam: Come on, man.
Cliff: All right, maybe this will help you out. [as Nixon] I am not a crook.
Sam: Sorry, it still doesn't look like Nixon.
Woody: Sure sounds like him though.