Quote from Cliff in The Groom Wore Clearasil
Cliff: [on the phone] No, no, this is second-term Nixon. Yeah. Yeah, this tater is definitely showing the strain of Watergate here. Not--? Not newsworthy? Oh, well, excuse me for living there, buddy boy. Yeah, I'll call you back when my potato marries a rock star! [hangs up] New York Times, my foot! If the news doesn't come out of Moscow, they're not interested.