Diane: Sam, I have never been more grateful to you than I am now. I just looked into the face of insensitivity and dishonesty, and it made me blanch. I am going out there, and I'm going to break up with Stuart. But I'm going to do it honestly, straightforwardly and yet, caringly. I'll tell him the truth of my feelings, that I'm not attracted to him romantically, although I am very attracted to him as a friend. And I'll say it in a way that he will accept and understand and be grateful for. Do you even begin to understand what I'm trying to say?
Sam: Everything except the part where you changed your name to Blanche.
Diane: Goodbye, Sam.
Sam: Goodbye, Blanche.