Donna Guzzo: You know something? I envy all of you. Sure, I'm the one with the education, the money and the great career, but I'd trade my electrolysis license in for a family.
Carla: Mine's available.
Donna Guzzo: By the way, I can get rid of that little Fu Manchu you're starting there. [Mo gasps]
Kathy Settuducato: [as Sam brings their drinks] Man of my dreams.
Carla: Sorry, Sam, I can't take them anywhere.
Sam: It's all right. Four beers for the lynch mob.
Carla: Hey.
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your wonderful surprise there.