Sam: Do you mind? I know what you're talking about. You know, it's always hard to fire people. Of course, I always give my waitresses the benefit of a severance boink.
Diane: That or the money equivalent, $1.14.
Sam: As I recall, you were always after an advance.
Diane: Oh, Sam. You're always bringing that up, trying to relive those few precious weeks with the only woman you ever dated who knew how to spell your name.
Sam: As I recall, you used to spell it E-X-T-A-S-Y.
Diane: You got the "X" right. And it's going to stay that way.
Norm: Would you two mind if we moved on to something a little more interesting than your star-crossed romance, please?
Carla: Come on, Norm. What could be more interesting than another gripping episode of "The Young and the Chestless"?