Quote from Diane in King of the Hill
Sam: Oh, good, Diane's here. Diane: Sam, you are an attractive man. You have many friends. You have a lot going for you. But you have one miserable character flaw. Sam: Gee, I wonder if I could coax you into telling me what that is. Diane: Sam, you and I dated for what seemed an eternity and I think I know you pretty well. You get into a contest and you'd rather die than lose. I'm surmising, but I think you fear of losing drove you to drink and ruined your career. Sam: I'm going to tell you something and then I'd appreciate it if you leave. A little competitiveness is a healthy thing. Diane: But you have more than a little competitiveness. Sam, you're very sick. Sam: I am not. Diane: Yes, you are and I can prove it. Why did you play this game in the first place? To impress a bevy of buxom Bunnies, who now will never speak to you again. You wanted to beat them more than you wanted to bed them. Sam: My God, I am sick.